Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Today Can Go Pound Salt

Today: 

I was stuck in construction traffic forever. 
I was rerouted by a stopped train into more construction. 
Was then late to work. (late for me, not late really)
Slammed my arm into the car door. 
Dumped my entire lunch into my lap in a meeting with my boss. 
Slammed my finger into my desk drawer. 
Went to the gas station to purchase caffeine and cigarettes to find out they did not have my cigarettes.
And then, finally, noticed at 6:30 PM I have been wearing my underwear inside out all day. 

Today can suck it.